Correction
23 September, 2002 by Ren at 08:35 PM
So, the Violent Femmes are playing Saturday. No bother. I'm still there twice.
Also, the reports of Janet Ronessa Black's triumphant return to touring South Texas may be premature. It seems there's something wrong with her. Something is wrong with the alignment or the tires or something. I'm taking her back tomorrow I think. I just hope she isnt' out for the count for another week. On the way home, our conversation went something like this.
Ren: Ro, girl. Drive straight.
Ronessa: Child, i'm tryin'! You know how hard it is in these stilletto steel belteds!
Ren: Ro. I'm not kidding, I've even given up singing along to keep this car going in a semi-straight line. I think I have to take you back. This bouncing and bad steering isn't working for me.
Ronessa: You think I like jigglin like this and not be making any money? Shit, Bitch. Don't make me slap you.
Ren: Fine. You're going to the doctor tomorrow. I can't have your fabulosity stifled by something so trivial as bad tires or a shoddy alignment.
Ronessa: mmmhmm. thasswhati'msayin'. *snap*
My car. She so has attitude. She's a saucy bitch.