Ahh : )
02 June, 2003 by Ren at 08:14 AM
How fabulous was this weekend?
Let me tell you. It was just grand.
La Corn Chip came to visit this weekend; his sister was graduating high school. We made plans to go out and paint the town the color of our choosing on Saturday.
See, when CC and I go out, we always do the same thing. It's always drinks at the Door and then keep the buzz going at Velveeta. So, around 11 I meet him at the Door and proceed to have two of the strongest rum and cokes ever made. Quite nice, I was buzzing when we left the Door to go to the Velvet Room. I had a couple beers there, and Krysdol and Blythe (she needs a nickname! help!) show up. I got another beer for Blythe and Krysdol bought us a shot of beetlejuice. At some point I had a shot of rumplemintze which caused the long descent into drunken excess.
I ended up flirting with Matt the former bass player from Blue October's twin brother...and some other random people. I don't recall dancing at all that night, but Krysdol says we did. Shit if I know. La Corn Chip says Krysdol and I were a trip. I ended up at my house at about 2:30 in the morning drunk off my ass. Seriously, I found a shoe in my bedroom and the other was in the kitchen. My shirt was on the floor in my bedroom but my pants were in the living room. I still haven't found my socks.
Well, I was hammered and noticed that I had several cheery messages from my boy Wonderbread. So of course, being drunk, I think that its a grand idea to call and say "what's up." Yeah, well, he got a kick out of me slurring my words and pouring my heart out (it was full of rum, dont'cha know) all the while sniffling badly enough to make him think I was bawling. I so was not. That much I can remember.
Anyway, the next day I woke up with a WICKED hangover. But I got to play with my new toy: a Swiffer Wetjet! Actually I went to Target on Saturday and bought it...and mopped the floors in my apartment with them. But I did it again on Sunday because Swiffer Rocks! Everyone needs to go out and get one! You dont' have to worry about dirty water, and plus, the Swiffer pads look like gigantic feminine napkins! That's comedy gold right there, baby.
So what did I do this weekend? I mopped my floors with huge maxi-pads and got hammered out of my mind. All in all, a very good weekend.