2/3/4
03 February, 2004 by Ren at 01:40 PM
If you hadn't noticed, today is a day where the numerical representation of the day ends up with three integers in succesive order (2-3-4). Not really important, just interesting.
I went to San Antonio this weekend to visit Dad since it was his birthday and his girlfriend was throwing him a surprise party. She cooked and everything, and I thought the food was good, but apparently it wasn't. She was trying to poison me! I spent all yesterday puking my guts out ridding my body of the vicious toxins.
She must have done it on Sunday before the Superbowl. She fixed my father and I plates of food to eat before the game. It was then that I'm convinced she put the iocaine (it's odorless and tasteless) powder in my food and poisoned me. It took a while for it to kick in, mainly because I've spent a lifetime building up an immunity to it (it's a tip I picked up from the Dread Pirate Roberts).
I made it home oK, and even got to bed at a reasonable hour. It was about 2:30 in the morning though, when I woke up from a dream in which I was ridiculously nauseated, only to wake up to be ridiculously nauseated.
I stumbled over to my bathroom and let loose. Torrents of vomitous matter spewed forth from my mouth. It was tons of fun let me tell you. So from about 2:45 in the morning til I'd say 9 a.m. I was puking up anything that resided inside my body. After about 4 in the morning I was able to go to sleep, only waking up every hour or so to run to the bathroom and puke some more.
At 9:15 a.m. I restuffed my pancreas back into my body (that shit's important, yo). Then fell asleep for good until about 6 p.m. I didn't eat much yesterday seeing as how my body wasn't having anything to do with solid matter. Hell, I couldn't even keep a glass of water down. I started having mad chills though, so I jumped back into bed and fell asleep until this morning at which time I came to work.
I've since eaten some chicken mc nuggets and they haven't decided to ride the rollercoaster out of my stomach, so I guess I'm doing oK.