Chocolate Chip Cookie
10 July, 2004 by Ren at 02:44 AM
So, it's like 2:45 in the morning and I just got done hanging out with ShanDar, one of my best friends in the whole wide world.
I'll have plenty more to say in the morning when I'm not so ridiculously buzzed and I'm not secretly fascinated by this crazy ass movie on HBO. Seriously. Right now they're choking the hell out of some fat man in a horribly tragic powder blue track suit. But wait, it gets better! The guy trying to choke him is wearing nothing more than a leopard print thong.
OOOOOO! They just killed his ass dead; the guy in the tropical pepto bismol colored track that is. The leather dominatrix chick--what, I didn't mention her before? Don't all late night HBO movies have a leather dominatrix chick in them? Oh, that's Skinemax. My bad. Anyway, she's kicking him in the head with her stilletto heel! Right through his head! And now he's fucking dead! But not before he shot leather leopard print thong guy in the neck.
Gratuitious violence is cool.
Holy Shit! Armand Assante is in the movie. Gotta go. Will talk more tomorrow.