Oops, I did it again
12 July, 2004 by Ren at 12:55 PM
We were both hot so I led her into the bathroom. There was a huge shower head that sent water down on to us as though it was rain. We stripped off competely and got into the shower and Britney performed oral sex on me as the water ran down over both of us.
Afterwards I led her back into the bedroom. At first she was on top of me and then I was on top. We did it every way you could. But it wasn't cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right.
At times she was noisy. She didn't call me any names, she just moaned. We didn't use any precautions either.
No, it's not bad erotic fiction; it's the recounting of Jason Alexander's sex-mad bride, Britney Spears which would also make it "What Kevin Federline has to look forward to."
Now I'm all for hearing about the sordid details of Brit-Brit's sex life (if only Colin Farrell would spill the beans!), but really Britney: no precautions? I'm dissapointed. If there's one message you should be sending your fans--besides the "be-as-irresponsible-as-you-want-because-you-can-always-annul-your-marriage-anyway" message--it should be for them to practice safe sex!
Bad Britney! Bad.
You know what though? At least for sure, I now know that it really was for love...and not as a publicity stunt. /sarcasm