Thank you for caring...
01 October, 2004 by Ren at 04:29 PM
Thank all of you for your kind words of support and wuv. Even though the very concept of wuv confuses and infuriates me.
My toe feels much better today, although it's still a little swollen. But it hasn't fallen off yet, so I'm taking that as a good sign.
This morning I totally got pissed at some lady in my apartment parking lot. We live behind a gated community, right? Well, the entrance gate was open (broken again, I should add, it rarely goes longer than 1.5 weeks before breaking) and decided I'd use that to exit since it gets me on the road about 2 minutes faster than driving around the entire complex to get to the exit gate. Well some lady (let's call her Dottie) in a Saturn Ion pulled out of her parking slot and drove towards the exit, doing, you know, what you're supposed to do. She then presumes to tell me that i'm, I don't know, violating the law or something.
Serious. She totally yells through her window "you're not supposed to go out the entrance!" Even though I was clearly breaking the rules, I did get a little offended. Like she has the right to tell me what to do. I'm sorry Dottie, are you the manager of the complex? No? I thought so; mind ya own fuckin business. I'm bad, Dottie. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A Rebel.
That's why I use the entrance gate as an exit. I like to break the law. Except only the law that's not actually a law. And has no lasting repercussions. And yes, that gives me the right to be indignant at middle-aged women who presume to tell me what to do. This is MY house.