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Harry Potter mania
23 July, 2007 at 09:58 AM by Ren | Permalink
Hi there. Yes, I know it's been a long while. It's not that I'm busy, it's just that I'm lazy and haven't had the wherewithall to, you know, write anything. Oh well. Deal with it. I've got a few things to write about that I feel would make good material, so I think I'll be posting more in the next few. We'll see.
First up:
So I'm patiently waiting for Krysdol to finish Harry Potter so that I can find out what happens with Hermione, Harry, Ron and Frodo. Until then, let me post something that occupied my mind some time ago.
Like all movies, there's a porn equivalent (see: Booty and the Beast, Bareback Mountain, et. al.) , and the titles are usually very inventive and punny. It should be no less with Harry Potter porn movies. I've taken the time (yes, I have that much free time on the weekends, shut up.) to come up with a few in the series.
I say they should all follow the exploits of one Hairy Frotteur, and much like the books and film, they're a series of seven. Here's the titles:
- Hairy Frotteur and the Sorcerer's Bone
- Hairy Frotteur and the Boudoir of Secrets
- Hairy Frotteur and the Prisoner of Asskaban
- Hairy Frotteur and the Goblet of Cum
- Hairy Frotteur and the Orgy of the Phoenix
- Hairy Frotteur and the Half-Hard Prince (an honorable mention goes to the show Family Guy for coming up with Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick)
- Hairy Frotteur and the Deadly Horniness
Yes, I know that last one needs some work. Feel free to come up with your own.
I leave it up to you, dear reader, to decide the variety of pr0n these are, be it straight, gay, or somewhere in between. Just please, no furries.