Harry Potter mania
23 July, 2007 by Ren at 09:58 AM
Hi there. Yes, I know it's been a long while. It's not that I'm busy, it's just that I'm lazy and haven't had the wherewithall to, you know, write anything. Oh well. Deal with it. I've got a few things to write about that I feel would make good material, so I think I'll be posting more in the next few. We'll see.
First up:
So I'm patiently waiting for Krysdol to finish Harry Potter so that I can find out what happens with Hermione, Harry, Ron and Frodo. Until then, let me post something that occupied my mind some time ago.
Like all movies, there's a porn equivalent (see: Booty and the Beast, Bareback Mountain, et. al.) , and the titles are usually very inventive and punny. It should be no less with Harry Potter porn movies. I've taken the time (yes, I have that much free time on the weekends, shut up.) to come up with a few in the series.
I say they should all follow the exploits of one Hairy Frotteur, and much like the books and film, they're a series of seven. Here's the titles:
- Hairy Frotteur and the Sorcerer's Bone
- Hairy Frotteur and the Boudoir of Secrets
- Hairy Frotteur and the Prisoner of Asskaban
- Hairy Frotteur and the Goblet of Cum
- Hairy Frotteur and the Orgy of the Phoenix
- Hairy Frotteur and the Half-Hard Prince (an honorable mention goes to the show Family Guy for coming up with Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick)
- Hairy Frotteur and the Deadly Horniness
Yes, I know that last one needs some work. Feel free to come up with your own.
I leave it up to you, dear reader, to decide the variety of pr0n these are, be it straight, gay, or somewhere in between. Just please, no furries.
Stuff people said:
K said:
How about Harry Butt hole Pu$$y Potter? Don't know if that was inappropriate. Probably was! Keep up the good work.
K
K's pie-hole opened on July 27, 2007 12:15 PM
dandan! said:
After much discussion Tony and I decided that the seventh should be titled: Hairy Frotteur and the Deathly Swallows.
Mull it over. It's late. We're not thinking at full capASSity.
Oh I had too.
*kisses!*
Queen B said:
To think all this time I have been calling him Hairy Cooter!........ I came to you site to yell at you for not posting anything in 4EVER! Oops, my bad Gina!
Queen B's pie-hole opened on July 26, 2007 12:04 PM