Adventures in Babysitting (or Dropping the Kids off at the Pool)
As high as an elephant's eye.
How about you take one gigantic step back?
I hate Urban Cowboy.
Why Apple makes me a two-dollar whore.
Like a gypsy in an airport...
I can hear what you're saying, I just don't care.
The Ninth Circle Of Hell
Sometimes, I wish someone would take a dump on my chest.
First Official MT Post
I'm not a complete idiot. News at Ten.
Andrew's Signs That You Are One Sick Bitch.
On hands and knees.
2003's Time of the Month
Apple sexed me up.
Again?
Overhung.
Time travelling is not just for Welles you know.
Xtina Xposed.
iPod. iLove.
iHomicide.
Keeping on, keeping on.
Do you want a bigger penis?
Velvet Chain me up.
Haiku!
Movies and groceries.
Adventures with Coke!
Willow!
Fishsticks.
Internet Hell
Same old story.
Happy New Year... or something.
No go.
December blues.
Xtina in the Hizzouse
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Coke!
Not much.
Mother Nature is one tough bitch.
On your knees! ... Again.
Webhead.
Masturbation. Yes I said Masturbation.
Cockwhore.
Miss Minogue.
Raccooning it.
Night of the FunDip
No one messes with my friends but me.
Hentai? Hendon't.
Jared's eating a sandwich.
Justify my report.
To' up.
Orange salt is the bomb.
She really doesn't take no crap.
Healhy me.
This is the remix, bitch.
Hoover.
Crack.
Gamegeekiness now begins.
Mariah on Fiyah.
Remember that ninth circle of hell?
It's 4 a.m.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are complete tools.
I hate flies.
Toilet eating.
Shady.
Quote-o-rama
Ding dong.
Hi-ho, muthatruka.
My buddy.
Right Guard!
An intervention.
Block no more.
Let me be your hero, toopid...
Flames, on the side of my face...
Eyes scratched out.
Smoky.
Don't break my buttons.
Flood.
WINDOZE!
Get off my ass. No not you.
Like the phoenix...
Homicide.
I got my baby back.
Mr. Pants!
You're my special buddy.
A cat has peed.
Money.
Frag!
Cough.
It's fall in South Texas,
Once again, a W&G Moment:
Quotes that make Andrew love
Things are going as smoothly
Honoring The King Of Pop
OK, totally blown away. The
If you haven't already, check
Yet Another Random Thought O'
Blu Cantrell rocks something fierce.
Lemme tell you a story...
<sleeptalking> I hate when weeks
Happy Thought O' The Day:
If you have a chance,
Yeah it's me. Hi. :)
Well, after an unexpected extended
Movin' On Up! Well, got
MogNet Radio is back and
It's been awhile. I'm enjoying
Finals? Done. Andrew? Happy as
Oh, what depths even sock
I have totally fallen in
Mike is stoopid.
I've been quiet lately. It's
Another anxiety filled, exasperatingly addictive
God and Devil!
You're a mean mommy, Nature.
Games, Playas, and Ho's.
I love diarrhea.
Random Thought of the Day:
Old West Dominatrices
Guest Appearance
Andrew's Guilty Pleasure of the Week:
Adventures in Hair Coloring Well,
Suck it!
Online!
Oh no, they went there.
It's me! ME!
Yummy music.
Bring it!
Spring Break is actually turning into a break.
Where's the party, beeotch?
Hi.
Anti-Christ...mas
That's a bad Aeris. Don't die.
"Just fucking stick it in!"
Web Devo.
Ready? Set? Go, or something.