November 6, 2003

Andrew's Signs That You Are One Sick Bitch.

Andrew's Signs That You Are One Sick Bitch


  1. My eye's swollen shut, having been rubbed to hard because I can't stop tearing up, like I'm watching "Steel Magnolias" or something, and I'm still typing, goddammit.
  2. I was too lazy to wash a cup to get water to down my 80th pill of the day, so I drank water from a shot glass.
  3. Food grosses me out, but I'm fuggin' hungry, so I eat, then I get grossed out again. Lather, rinse, and repeat.
  4. Said hungriness makes me want a pizza, so I order one, and then I get sad, because I can't even taste my food, so I take an extra dose of medicine to clear up my nose so I can finish eating.
  5. I can fall alseep at any inclination, even standing up, and I hit my head on the shower wall.
  6. I got second degree burns from the mentholatum that went up my nose.
  7. I couldn't stop laughing at the dog on the "Legally Blonde 2" DVD... delirious much?
  8. I have night sweats for all the wrong reasons.
  9. My throat is so scratchy that I tried to swallow and cough to scratch at it, and I choked on my own saliva. I'm a retard.
  10. I'm hot, I'm cold, I'm officially the cock-tease of the flu world.

Posted by at November 6, 2003 1:46 AM
Comments

In case you were looking for prosolution, the profesional solution...

Posted by: prosolution at May 15, 2006 6:41 AM

This is a very informative blog. One of the better ones I have seen.

Posted by: bigger penis at May 15, 2006 7:05 AM

Do you know how to prevent becoming a victim of identity theft? Are you protected from identity theft? Are you looking for help with identity theft or information about identity theft? Do you want a place with a large selection of identity theft information sources and help with identity theft prevention? Get your identity theft information and identity theft help at identitytheft-help-info.com and learn how to protect yourself from identity theft.

http://identitytheft-help-info.com/

Posted by: identity theft at May 16, 2006 8:32 AM

Have you been the victim of identity theft or would like to learn to protect yourself from becoming the victim of online identity theft. Did you know that everytime you surf the internet you could be at risk for identity theft? Do you know how your identity is stolen? Are you concerned about identity theft happening to you? Do you know what identity theft really is? Do you want to know what identity theft has to do with you? Do you know how to prevent becoming a victim of identity theft? Are you protected from identity theft? Are you looking for help with identity theft or information about identity theft? Do you want a place with a large selection of identity theft information sources and help with identity theft prevention? Get your identity theft information and identity theft help at http://www.identity-theft-info.org/ and learn how to protect yourself from identity theft.

Posted by: Identity Theft at May 17, 2006 1:41 AM

the night is my world city lights painted girls in the day nothing matters

Posted by: bigger penis at May 17, 2006 12:24 PM

i need this man i really need this where do i get more?

Posted by: male penis enhancement at May 17, 2006 12:33 PM

this is so nice i can look at it all day and not get bored

Posted by: male enlargement at May 17, 2006 1:19 PM

Have you been the victim of identity theft or would like to learn to protect yourself from becoming the victim of online identity theft. Did you know that everytime you surf the internet you could be at risk for identity theft? Do you know how your identity is stolen? Are you concerned about identity theft happening to you? Do you know what identity theft really is? Do you want to know what identity theft has to do with you? Do you know how to prevent becoming a victim of identity theft? Are you protected from identity theft? Are you looking for help with identity theft or information about identity theft? Do you want a place with a large selection of identity theft information sources and help with identity theft prevention? Get your identity theft information and identity theft help at http://www.identity-theft-info.org/ and learn how to protect yourself from identity theft.

Posted by: Identity Theft at May 18, 2006 2:13 AM

There is a lot more where this came from - check this out

Posted by: penis pills at May 18, 2006 11:15 AM

yoyo dodo coco in the flow where are you

Posted by: penis enlargement pills at May 18, 2006 12:35 PM

vigrx pill

Posted by: vigrx pill at May 19, 2006 3:50 PM

vimax penis enlargement pills

Posted by: vimax penis enlargement pills at May 19, 2006 3:50 PM
Post a comment









Remember personal info?