Another start to another semester, another chance to fail. Optimistic, no? I can't believe I'm still an undergrad. Physics is the cock of Satan, I'm sure of it. My past professors in physics have all filled me with a burning, seething hatred for the subject, and I'm currently looking for over the counter topical creams to combat it. Vivid, I know. Well, at least I only have two classes to focus on, the horror of phy-sick, and advanced graphic design. What fun that class is. It's like the complete opposite of my other class - something I can actually understand. Whodathunkit?
You know, it wouldn't be a new semester if certain things didn't fall into place. You know how some people smell cinnamon and spice and are reminded of Christmas or some stuff? It wouldn't be a new semester if I wasn't bodily accosted by body odor. I mean, honestly, is a good chuck of the student body oblivious to the virtues of Right Guard? It's not that time consuming, and I'm sure anyone can find the to seconds it takes to make those armpits quit crying the stinky tears. I'm always afraid I'm gonna get the funk on me. It's sick. That and getting felt up in line for anything. I always get bumped up against everywhere, prolly cuz there's so much of me to love, but really, do you have to stand that freakin' close to me waiting for lunch? You're gonna eat, believe me, I promise to save you some.
It is kinda cute in some ways. Having countless new students asking me for directions to certain buildings is endearing... Seriously, if only the knew that asking me of all people for guidance, the physics-failer extraordinaire, is supreme irony. I swear, it's not that I'm bitter about the whole debacle, just that I'm extremely fucking pissed is all. My new professor, utter doofiness aside, made a crack about recognizing so many faces in class, saying he didn't mean that any of us were taking the class for like, the seventh time. I honestly don't remember how many times I'm taken the goddamn class, so I actually had to think if he was singling me out in my retarded semblance of rational thought. Then I just got tired and doodled some.
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