Happy New Year... or something.
Yup, it's 2003. That's some fucked up shit. Already a whole new year is upon us, and damn, I don't know what to do. I'm ready to start new things, change the old, bring in the... not so old. I'm resolved not to make a resolution, cuz that's just an invitation to fail, and believe me, I've had enough failure for a while at least. Failure, dude, we need to talk, cuz you've been biting me in the ass like some freaky... ass-biting creature. You so need to lay off me. Like, seriously. Get a life, get a job, get the hell out my grill.
It's New Year's Day, 2 in the morning. I had plans to go to Austin with my best friends, but their tire blew out, making that impossible. It's no big, I'm just glad they are ok. I froze my ass off in the fogs of Hell, or fireworks smoke-laden air, whichever you prefer. No wind coupled with crazy neighbors who shoot off bottle rockets that seem to be heat seeking missles in disguise equals scary ass and choking fog. I didn't need to smoke any cigarettes, I just had to breathe outside. Not like that didn't stop me from smoking. I was choking, I wasn't dying.
I'm a little down. I miss my friends. Bad. I missed New Year's last year with them too. Last year tho, I had to deal with snow flurries and clutching my groin, hoping my balls would descend in time with the disco ball in Times Square. Gosh, that was vivid. Sorry. I've only had a couple of Hard Colas and a Suaza, which is prolly wigging me out more than anything. USA Network is showing a marathon of teen movies, so my night's complete. I hope you guys had a great holiday, and you got to smooch something other than a beer bottle. Miss y'all so much.
In other more weird news, my mom got a bong from my grandparents. A friggin' huge ass chimney shaped fireplace, or chimenea to my latino papis and mamis. It's scary, it made a lot of smoke, and I could not shake the pot pipe-y likeness. For real, I know someone out there will appreciate this, which is pretty sad.
Can't Hardly Wait hurts me so good. Happy New Year!
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