I'm hurting from laughter - too funny:
About hentai (Japanese Cartoon Porn):
"Japan, we need to talk. I know you've had years and years to think about dick-girl porn, rape, tentacles, and giant clitorises, I just don't think the conclusion you have reached about it all is the same as the conclusion I have reached. Your conclusion appears to be that these things are all wonderful, erotic, and acceptable forms of entertainment. My conclusion is that all artists responsible for these games, everyone who buys the games, and all the clueless fatheads who e-mail me asking for the games should be herded into Hiroshima. The zombie corpse of Harry S. Truman, re-animated through Voodoo magic, can then re-drop the atomic bomb and turn all of you into shadows on concrete. If only the original atomic bombs had managed to hit only Hentai game designers instead of thousands of innocent, non-crazy non-perverts."
from SomethingAwful.com