I got bored. When I get bored, I change things. I've been staring at the computer all fuggin' night. I can't sleep. I think I had a bit too much barbeque - that and the fact that my house makes funny noises. That coupled with being alone and a storm out makes for not so good bedfellows. So I'm here playing with my website. I like this layout so much better cuz the blog stuff has room to breathe. Even I was going blind reading my small ass type. I don't think I can cram in any more pictures of things I like, but you know I'm going to damn well try my hardest.
I freakin' love Cartman when he poses as a troubled teen on the Maury Povich show. I can't stop myself from shouting to my friends "Whatever! I do what I want, I say what I want!". It's a good thing that they do the same thing. It kinda goes with SNL's Gangsta Bitch Barbie's "She don't take no crap, she don't take no crap!". Shit like that always makes me crack up something fierce.
Some food for thought: Why is Kylie Minogue so fucking cool? Have you seen her video for "Love At First Sight"? She's a freaking goddess. God bless that Aussie! Satan take the Crocodile Hunter! Crikey!, my ass you fucking sellout one-trick pony. Your blatant whoring of your OWN fucking show has set a new abysmal low for entertainment, and we are all that much more stupid for it. Whoa... sorry Kylie, that just jumped out.
Posted by at July 5, 2002 6:45 AM