I was browsing through CDNOW and I came across P.Diddy's (or whatever the dumbass wants to call himself this week) "newest" album. All the guy does is take what others have done and rap along either at the end or the beginning of the song. "We Invented the Remix". No, you invented the "I'm-Not-Talented-On-My-Own-So-I'll-Just-Rap-With-You-Mix".
A classic example of this debauchery is Jermaine Dupri and *grrr* Li'l Bow Wow's "remix" of Jessica Simpson's "Irresistable". All the little bitches did was add a different background beat (which has been heard before, ooh, original) and rap some inane rap at the beginning. They chime in appropriately with some "uhhs" and "yeahs". Bang, zap, you got a remix! And these are the guys making fun of Britney Spears for being pre-processed? Please.
Posted by at June 21, 2002 6:44 PM