I had no respect for them before, but after this Sunday, I pretty much have negative respect for the HOlsen twins. For one thing, they are ABC Family's Whores; they appear in a movie on that network almost every week, and now they're promoting their newest movie. "We've been to Paris, to England, where are we going to go next?" Wow, what a way to push along a story that's prolly been dumbed down and edited to make the most inoffensive "adventure" (read: absolutely inane and totally bland) the two "moppets" (as my TV Guide info calls 'em) can have.
"Just think about all the cute guys we'll see!" Yeah, bitch, like going to the Bahamas or Hawaii or wherever isn't going to be filled with sights that you have to turn on the HormoneBoosters and go totally ape-horny and whore up the place. And here's the kicker, this is what made me vom in total disgust. "This vacation is going to be off tha hook!"
Oh no she just did not.
"Off tha hook"?! Good lord, these self-proclaimed empresses of the MKAO empire ("We run all our own shows, movies, clothing line, website, makeup, condom manufacturing, early-pregnancy tests, etc.") would not EVER say that. That is obviously a complete machination of a 38 year old virgin writing ever single line of tripe coming out of their over-lipsticked, liplined mouths. These girls, and I use that term loosely, must be stopped. They are complete and utter tools.
...And you know the worst part? There are even more tool-ish little hos on the scene. Li'l Bow Wow, Li'l Romeo, what the fuck are you thinking?
"Little Bow Wow, you just don't know, the way you move so fast, across the floor, I mean you run through my mind, like all the time, I just want to take ya home... Represent that!"
Holy monkey Jesus. You may be 14, but your tool ass looks like 10. You have girls dressed like sluts going to HoTown who are either 12 or 22, dancing nasty talking about how they all want to get with you. I can't even begin to fathom the depths of crapulescence this "represents".
Oh and don't think Li'l Romeo doesn't have his own bag of uberCrap to dole out. Girls fuggin' maul him in his videos. Yeah. In your wet dreams, 8 year old. And in his MTV "Cribs" episode, he shows off his "bling-bling" Bentley decked out with an XBox, Playstation 2, and Gamecube so he can "represent" too. He even has the temerity, the bitterest gall to get into his "ride" on the DRIVER'S SEAT and roll off camera saying he has to go find his "Juliet". You know that li'l Fucker ain't driving... he has his "dawgs" pushing the damn car so he can look all cool. GODDAMMIT! Toolish McTool.
*sigh* </rant> I had to get that out of my system. It's been a rough day, if you can't tell.