I hate flies.
I don't know what happened, there's no reason for it, but flies are taking over my house. And these aren't little cutsie shoo-flies. These are Satan's personal droves of blood sucking parasites that take three good hits with a shoe to kill, and even then, they can fly with only one wing. I swear, these things are the evil incarnate. I went on a killing rampage, only to have their number multiply like they're taunting my ass. I hate them. Hate. Them. I think they were coming in from the kitchen window, so I plugged up any possible breaches with foil, but knowing them, they'll dissolve it with their super acid or something.