In the words of Mr. Pants...

Mr. Pants says the darndest things. Words of wisdom are hard to come by, especially from a cat like him.

"... those leftover enchilada scrapings in the dumpster (quite good, I recommend them highly, just be sure to get them light on the green fuzz)..."

"I do miss the ear scratches and waking you up by laying on your throat. It was so funny seeing you gasp for air. It's the little things I miss."